Job Posting: Dog Poop Pickup Technician
Are you tired of sitting in an office all day? Do you have a nose for adventure and a passion for keeping yards pristine? If so, POOPSADAISY has the job for you!
Position: Dog Poop Pickup Technician (Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like!)
Location: Everywhere dogs leave hot & squishy piles of poop
Job Description:
- Become a superhero of sanitation by scooping up after our furry friends.
- Visit residential homes and keep their yards free and clear of poop
- Practice precision pooper-scooping techniques (no poop left behind!).
Qualifications:
- Strong stomach and a love for the great outdoors.
- Ability to handle any shape, size, or texture of hot & squishy dog deposits.
- Attention to detail (you wouldn’t want to miss a pile, would you?).
- Friendly demeanor (you'll be meeting lots of four-legged clients and their humans).
Perks:
- Flexibility in scheduling (early birds welcome - you'll be home in time for supper)
- Get your steps in while getting paid (fitness bonus!).
- Work in a supportive team environment (with occasional barks of encouragement).
Compensation:
- Competitive hourly rate
- Potential for career growth (because who knows, you might become the Poop Pickup Operations Manager someday!).
How to Apply:
Think you have what it takes to be our next Dog Poop Pickup Technician?
Send us your resume to jobs@poopsadaisy
No cover letter required. Those are such a pain to write.
Note:
This job is not for the faint-hearted but is perfect for those who aren't afraid to get their hands a little dirty (okay, maybe more than a little).
Join us in making the world a cleaner, happier place, one hot & squishy pile at a time!